Crits for Child's Play

[jPikaChu]

So I heard you like drinking? Well, how about Drinking and Dragons?

This December, Hyperions will be drinking and dungeoneering in a double game of Dungeons and Dragons! And if the drunk humiliation won’t be enough, you can make it worse! We’ll be donating to Child’s Play, and if you do too, you can change the game! Here’s to hoping we can get Crits for Child’s Play!

Donation Reward Tiers:
- $1 to change a minor physical trait to the character of your choice!
- $5 to give a character of your choice a quirk of your choice!
- $5 to change a major character trait (sexual orientation, race, gender, class, etc.) of a character of your choice!
- $2 to unlock access to different books! (Applies to both parties, but not guaranteed to give anything in those books to the players. The DM has final say)
- magic item cost/1000 = $amount you can pay to give a character a magic item! (EDIT: no artifacts now!)
----- add $5 to give the item a personality!
- $2 will let you be part of the game!
----- as an NPC
----- as a major NPC (add $5) (4 available)
----- as an enemy
---------- as a major enemy (add $5)
----- as a boss (add $5) (6 available)

Spoiler: show

---------- as a major boss (add $10) (3/3 claimed! Thanks for donating!)

----- as a place
----- as a voice actor
- $5 to raise the HD/challenge level of a random encounter by +/- 1 (only once per encounter) !

Donate by going to http://hbbubcrits.chipin.com/crits-for- ... cbubblecom ! Once you’ve made your payment, return to the Chipin page to leave a comment specifying your reward tier! You don’t have to claim your reward if you don’t want to; at the same time, you can specify your own custom reward! (Ex. Player 1 must be a sorcerer; Player 1 must have two extra skill points)

You have until November 25th to pledge permanent character changes, and November 30th to pledge permanent game changes! After that, you can still pledge, but changes to the game/characters will not last longer than one game day, with the exception of items.

Game/character changes are first come, first serve in cases of conflict.

Contact Pika if you want reference books; we will be using DnD 3.5.

Group A, DM Radio:
Tondrin
HyperGod
Sheepy
Yog_Sohoth
0xymoron

Group B, DM jPikaChu:
ChairwomanMao
Allyra
Fixial
SamusAranon
TableTopDisco

Tentative game dates:
12/1 - games begin (7PM EST-12AM EST)
12/8 - continuation of games (7PM EST-12AM EST)
12/15 - continuation of games (7PM EST-12AM EST)
12/22 - game finale (7PM EST-12AM EST)
Any late donations will be applied one day before the next game session.

[Audiophile]

Get ready people, Audio is a major bawse now. I'm coming for you Samus

[jPikaChu]

Donation amounts needed for getting yourself in the game lowered!

[jPikaChu]

http://childsplaycharity.org/events/pos ... hilds-play We're officially on the Child's Play calendar!

[jPikaChu]

All major boss reward tiers claimed! Thank you to those who donated! Let's keep on donating!

[Billiem]

Book of Vile Darkness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Vile_Darkness) added and (Edit: OTHER THINGS: see below). I predict terrible things happening.

[jPikaChu]

Complete Psionics and Expanded Psionics unlocked!

[Highwind]

How much would it cost me to make TableTop a Drow prostitute equipped with only a Schoolgirl outfit (with obligatory short skirt) and a Bag of Holding in his/her snatch that will act as his/her primary weapon?

[jPikaChu]

Drow: $5 (however, the books that contain the drow stats are not unlocked at this time)
Prostitute: $5 (? I count this as a major character trait)
Schoolgirl outfit: $1
Vagina of holding: Assuming bag of holding type I, $2.5; for vagina weapon...$1 for minor physical trait?
Add $2 to unlock one book containing drow
Total: $16.5 ($9.5 without drow)

Keep in mind, these effects will not last longer than one game day, because the deadline for permanent character changes has passed.

[SamusAranon]

How much would it cost me to make TableTop a Drow prostitute equipped with only a Schoolgirl outfit (with obligatory short skirt) and a Bag of Holding in his/her snatch that will act as his/her primary weapon?

you don't want a bag of holding, you want a "Portable hole":
Portable Hole
A portable hole is a circle of cloth spun from the webs of a phase spider interwoven with strands of ether and beams of starlight. When opened fully, a portable hole is 6 feet in diameter, but it can be folded up to be as small as a pocket handkerchief. When spread upon any surface, it causes an extradimensional space 10 feet deep to come into being. This hole can be picked up from inside or out by simply taking hold of the edges of the cloth and folding it up. Either way, the entrance disappears, but anything inside the hole remains.
20,000 gp

[jPikaChu]

How much would it cost me to make TableTop a Drow prostitute equipped with only a Schoolgirl outfit (with obligatory short skirt) and a Bag of Holding in his/her snatch that will act as his/her primary weapon?

you don't want a bag of holding, you want a "Portable hole":
Portable Hole
A portable hole is a circle of cloth spun from the webs of a phase spider interwoven with strands of ether and beams of starlight. When opened fully, a portable hole is 6 feet in diameter, but it can be folded up to be as small as a pocket handkerchief. When spread upon any surface, it causes an extradimensional space 10 feet deep to come into being. This hole can be picked up from inside or out by simply taking hold of the edges of the cloth and folding it up. Either way, the entrance disappears, but anything inside the hole remains.
20,000 gp

20k/1k = $20
New total, with portable hole instead of bag of holding: $34

[Billiem]

2-Manual of the Planes unlocked
2-Planar Handbook Unlocked
2-Libirs Mortis
8- MM 1-4
4-DMG 2 and PHB 2
2-Draconomicon
2-Arms and Equipment
2-Dieties & Demigods

Forgotten realms
2-PG to Faerun
2-Campain Setting
2-Races Of Faerun
2-Underdark

Allyra now has 18 +1 rocks.

Total: 50$

[Highwind]

How much would it cost me to make TableTop a Drow prostitute equipped with only a Schoolgirl outfit (with obligatory short skirt) and a Bag of Holding in his/her snatch that will act as his/her primary weapon?

you don't want a bag of holding, you want a "Portable hole":
Portable Hole
A portable hole is a circle of cloth spun from the webs of a phase spider interwoven with strands of ether and beams of starlight. When opened fully, a portable hole is 6 feet in diameter, but it can be folded up to be as small as a pocket handkerchief. When spread upon any surface, it causes an extradimensional space 10 feet deep to come into being. This hole can be picked up from inside or out by simply taking hold of the edges of the cloth and folding it up. Either way, the entrance disappears, but anything inside the hole remains.
20,000 gp

20k/1k = $20
New total, with portable hole instead of bag of holding: $34

Does the Portable Hole also work as a storage space for weaponry like a Bag of Holding?
With the Quickdraw feat, would it be possible to have TableTop have to reach into said "Pocket" and draw his weapons, causing the enemy to stumble giving him/her move priority?

and $35 seems almost worth it...

[jPikaChu]

New total since Billie unlocked any possible relevant book: $32

[jPikaChu]

Radio is looking for NPCs for this weekend's session! It's only $2 to get into the campaign as an NPC!

Don't forget to leave a message with your donation so we know you want to be an NPC!

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